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During my however many days of living, I’ve spent dozens of hours watching “Ninjago.” I’ve seen every “High School Musical.” Every “Twilight.” All of “How I Met Your Mother.” I watched season four of “The O.C.” I can list multiple people from “90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days.” I even saw t…

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People have been saying a lot of things about “Joker” — that it’s pretentious, that it might inspire someone to do a mass shooting, that an American city during that time period would have mercury-vapor lighting instead of sodium-vapor so there would be more blueish light instead of yellow.

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Because it’s 2019 and monetizing on 1980s nostalgia is very in right now, “The Shining” came back to theaters paired with a special sneak peek of its sequel, “Doctor Sleep,” which sounds like the name of a third-tier Marvel hero and will probably be dreadful.

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For the latest placeholder until “The Joker” comes out we have “Downton Abbey,” a continuation of the popular PBS television series. It is a classic British type of movie, where you’re not sure a joke has been made until someone makes funny eyebrows and everyone is bustling about on their wa…

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The Amazon is burning, political discourse has dissolved into a viral video contest or something, hurricane season is coming and Frank Ocean hasn’t released a new album since 2016. The world needs some mind-numbing entertainment.

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“Saturday Night Live” may have brought sketch comedy into the mainstream, but now its entire premise is just recapping the news and hearing Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend’s terrible takes, and it is not good.

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John Wick gets his first kill of “John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum” in the New York Public Library when NBA player Boban Marjanovic (playing an assassin) attacks him because John Wick has been declared excommunicado, which means everyone can start trying to kill him. John Wick takes a book,…

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Okay everybody, it’s what you’ve all been waiting for: Orange County Madness continues. If you missed the first round of the tournament, please catch up here. Let’s go.

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I grew up watching “Friends,” and I always kind of liked it. It was always on, it’s generally unobtrusive and it’s great for taking a nap to. Unproblematic King Paul Rudd even got a recurring guest spot.

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There are a few things to note about “Alita: Battle Angel” before getting into a critique. First, prior to movie they show a preview for a new “Men in Black,” which is very exciting. Second, 3D movie technology has apparently progressed quite a bit in the last three years and is now a bit di…

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There’s a lot of action movies out there, so in honor of them all let’s take a look back at “Mission: Impossible” (1996), the most absolutely bonkers production of all time.

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Some of the earliest known examples of performative storytelling came around the 6th century B.C. in ancient Greek theaters. Of course, societies had been swapping tales for thousands of years prior, but that’s where the root of the modern film tradition began, so that is where we shall start.

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“Bird Box” is a Netflix original movie you might have heard of due to the massive influx of memes about it when it released, which may or may not have been pushed by Twitter bots as part of a massive social media marketing campaign.

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Based on a true story about an elite group of firefighters called the Granite Mountain Hotshots, the film “Only the Brave” portrays the physical and emotional aspects of wildland firefighting — from the tactics of fighting fire with fire to the toll it takes on the crews’ families.

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Disney set itself up for disappointment in their most recent live-action remake of “Beauty and the Beast.” It’s been 25 years since the original animated version was released to theaters and apparently they felt it was time to add this beloved “tale as old as time,” to their growing list of …

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Oh how the mighty have fallen. The actor who once thrilled audiences as Jason Bourne, the CIA operative-gone-rogue has reached a new low in his otherwise stellar career (aside from that one 2003 mishap “Stuck On You” we’d all rather forget about).

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Every once in a while a movie comes along that provides the ultimate retreat from reality. You cozy into your theater seat, break out the Junior Mints and sip your fountain drink as the world melts away into cinematic fantasy. “La La Land,” directed by Damien Chazelle, is the ultimate escapi…

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Welcome back to Casablanca. It’s been a good 70 years since we were last transported to the glamour and danger of 1941 French Morocco, but apparently director Robert Zemeckis thought it was time to revive the splendor and intrigue of that time and place in “Allied.”

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Prepare to be swept off your feet once again into the whimsical world of witches and wizards. “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them,” is a spectacular menagerie of marvelous creatures that could only have been thought up by the imaginative mind of J.K. Rowling. This clever adventure, full…

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With an eloquent ferocity, director Nate Parker brings to life the historical figure of Nathaniel Turner, a slave, and his bloody 1831 rebellion in the drama “The Birth of a Nation.” It’s an emotional and brutal story of unwavering faith, justice and the ultimate fight for freedom against op…

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Viggo Mortenson gives the most sincere performance of his career in perhaps the most underrated movie of the year. Flying too far under the radar, “Captain Fantastic” is an offbeat, heartwarming celebration of life, death and the family that guides us.

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Paramount Pictures and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer took on a remake of one of the most decorated films of all time this summer, braving the task of a revamp of the 1959 classic “Ben-Hur.”