But it's actually a somewhat brainy, sweet-natured glimpse at the craziness of life in your senior year of high school, when impulsive passions and big dreams for the future battle for dominance.
It also had the most misleading marketing campaign I've seen in a long time, making it look like "American Pie Part XVI," when it's far closer in spirit to those great 1980s John Hughes comedies.
Matthew (Emile Hirsch) is an overachieving high school senior, about to graduate but still a virgin, with the nagging feeling he hasn't done anything exciting in his life. He and his buddies talk about sex all the time, but nothing happens. That is, until the stunning, kind Danielle (Elisha Cuthbert) moves in next door to Matthew. She and Matthew become friends, and then something more. Everything's going great, until Matthew learns Danielle is also an adult-movie star. Can they possibly stay together?
Charming actors and a genial sense of fun makes "The Girl Next Door," basically a 2004 remix of "Risky Business," feel fresh and fun, despite the sleazy subject matter.
It's still a typical teen movie, full of sex jokes, near-nudity (more in the unrated version) and clueless kids, but "The Girl Next Door" has a thoughtful heart most of its cousins lack. If it were made 20 years ago, it probably would've starred John Cusack (and been a lot less raunchy, of course).
Hirsch and Cuthbert bring an unforced, easy chemistry to their roles. "Door" also has some scene-stealing supporting actors, including a wild-eyed, frantic Timothy Olyphant as Danielle's psychotic pimp/manager, Kelly. His character is that rarity in this kind of movie -- completely unpredictable, hard to take your eyes off of.
Unfortunately, "Door's" good energy all starts to flag in the final half-hour, where the plot becomes rather ridiculous, leaping into the adult-film industry and all kinds of implausible nonsense. But for the most part, "Girl Next Door" is a pretty good time in the mostly dismal world of teen movies.
<i>(Rated R for very adult situations, nudity, adult language. 'Unrated' version with more nudity also available for those who like that sort of thing.)</i>
<b>The guide</b>
**** A classic for the ages
*** Solid entertainment
** Thoroughly average
* Don't waste your time
* You can reach Features Editor/Assistant City Editor Nik Dirga at 957-4210 or via e-mail at
ndirga@newsreview.info.
<b>Jersey Girl</b> Rated PG-13 **1/2 of four
<b>The Girl Next Door</b> Rated R *** of four
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