Overheard: “Everybody thinks that he is Satanic but he’s not.”

Estimated time after entering fair before seeing fan in complete Alice Cooper makeup: 3 minutes.

Estimated number of people at show wearing some kind of Alice Cooper makeup: 50

Number of people who kind of missed the point and appeared to be made up like Gene Simmons from KISS: Three

Most expensive merchandise on sale at Alice Cooper booth: Hooded sweatshirt, $55

Cheapest: Beer cozies, stickers or keychains, $5

Number of people wearing T-shirts hand decorated with “Alice for President” slogan: One

Most enigmatic T-shirt spotted repeatedly: “Coop is the Poop.”

Overheard: “I don’t know Alice Cooper, do you know any of her songs?”

Props used onstage: Swords, canes, giant fake guillotine, scantily-clad backup dancers, reanimated “Frankenstein” corpse, “torture” chair, straitjacket, whips, white masks, coffin.

Number of times Alice Cooper “died” onstage: Twice (once by guillotine; once in a mysterious assault by a succubus).

Things Alice threw into the audience: “Dirty diamonds” necklaces; “Billion dollar baby” fake money; several giant confetti-filled balloons.

Most popular number: “School’s Out,” featuring a giant audience sing-along of the chorus.

<i>Nik Dirga, Features Editor/Assistant City Editor/Backup Alice Cooper succubus</i>