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This is objectively a very hot take. Disney has billions and why they continue to chose live action remakes of outdated concepts is beyond me. Seth Rogen shines as well. Great write up/ review!
What a bunch of blathering nonsense. REALLY?
I think this is the best movie review I've ever read. LOVE IT!
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