A guy is driving in rural Alabama and he sees a sign in front of a tired old house with lots of deferred maintenance: "Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so — I told the CIA.

"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

"I was one of their most valuable apies for eight years running —

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and i knew that I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten Dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he lies more than Nancy Pelosi; he's never been out of the back yard."

Bud Long

Sutherlin

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(6) comments

Rise722

Good one!

dejadoodoo

Yeah, Bud, considering that we just got off a four+ year news cycle of 24/7 Trump lies, I'm not sure who's going to take your analogy seriously. Besides, you're way off the bulls eye with regard to Pelosi -- she simply had no respect for Don Trump, just like the majority of 2020 American voters (and the majority of kids temporarily too young to vote). You can be an idiot and get people to send you money, but you can't be an idiot and expect the majority of the people to have respect.

NJ

Bud, I have to ask, how many times did you have to listen to who came up with this joke so you could actually write the words on paper. In other news, the Grand Old Party is changing its moniker to the UOP, meaning Useless: https://www.yahoo.com/news/gop-rule-white-people-shoot-090601142.html -- https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/for-the-people-act-senate-filibuster-203733961.html -- and a more succinct opinion: https://www.yahoo.com/news/gop-party-no-hope-endless-090439043.html

smedleyb

The Lab had a comb-over!

StuPidasso1999

How to spell Trump....P-e-l-o-s-i !! Haha

olesage

Great joke, except you spelled Trump wrong.

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